Bookish Words
(via englishmajormade)
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
(Source: floatwithme, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
(Source: shesbombb, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
I was not aware that this was humanly
I hear ya
(via passdebourre)
At first I was like “oh some guy being a really awesome athlete” AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT
omfg. at first all i thought was ‘wow that guy has a really pointy bum’ LOLOL
(via lrvin)
no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother
peter pot
peter pot
the only boy who was higher than peter panand this is probably why no one talks about him
peter pot is so high, he neverlands.
and it’s definitely not because of any faith or trust or pixie dust
(via lrvin)
"No, don't do that. They'll put it on tumblr and you don't want that. NO! STOP!"
(Source: dreams-come-out, via voldemorts--nose)
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