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dinuguan:

I’m laughing so hard

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sashayed:

What’s In My Purse?

this gifset made me curious so i checked. there is a white bean turkey chili tupperware in there

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most of the contents have presumably fallen out. remaining:

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  • one (1) pristine white sock
  • one (1) packet cranberry supplements, partially eaten
  • two (2) alcohol prep swabs
  • two (2) small black rubber???? things???
  • a dime
  • one (1) eraser in shape of fire engine

there was also a macaroon but i ate it 

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dederants:

cloudplusone:

postmodernismruinedme:

vardaesque:

unusualjourney:

what-rabbit-hole:

“some historians think that michelangelo was drawing god in a human brain. very few people knew what one looked like at the time; but michelangelo had dissected cadavers and would have known. it even has the hint of a brain stem. if true this would have been a great “fuck you” to the pope whom he was not friendly with but also would have meant god was in a human brain, or created by man.”

Interesting.

also michelangelo painted a baby angel flipping off the pope

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the blond one, you see his right hand? that’s called the fig and it’s an old world european gesture for ‘fuck you” because apparently Pope Juluis II was a total raging asshole and everyone hated him

but nobody ever noticed this little fucker because the ceiling was so high

and then thirty years later they called michelangelo back to paint the wall behind the altar and he wasted no time in painting the gates of hell behind the pope’s chair

what a badass

It amuses me to this day how much Michelangelo hated his job

He didn’t hate his job so much as hated the people he was doing the job for.

Rebloggong because this makes for a kickass theory.